"You drink beer, smoke cigars, mow the lawn, build things with your hands, drive a stick shift, pass along knowledge, respect women. You ponder, perceive, formulate. You are yourself. (and for that, mankind is grateful) Happy Birthday to You!"
"He who bends to himself a joy does the winged life destroy; but he who kisses the joy as it flies lives in eternity’s sunrise. Eternity - William Blake."
"Attention co-workers, stop forwarding me every stupid email you receive. And I don’t care about your kids fundraiser, I’m not buying that crap anymore -Thank You."
"You’re a mom. Dirty diapers, temper tantrums, sleepless nights, college tuition & Little League, First beer, “the talk”, action figures, baseball cards."
"You’re a dad. Dirty diapers, temper tantrums, sleepless nights, college tuition & Little League, First beer, “the talk”, action figures, baseball cards."
"You are now the father of a baby boy, we trust that you will properly educate him in all things “man” including: Beer, Rock n Roll, Baseball, Cigars, Gambling, Star Wars, Cars and of course women ( just do your best, no man actually knows how to explain women)"
"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. -Marilyn Monroe"
